The Clansman - 01 March 2012 04:33 PM
Grover,dude…I guess I got bad news for ya! It pretty much looks like no sexy titles so far. It would be easier to gain sexy ranks on a Steel Panther forum…probably! But,as I posted in this thread earlier,these were the ranks on the old forum:
So pretty much that’s what you can expect,but if I would be Marek,I would gladly give you a permanent rank,paraphrased after the song “Bonebreaker”,you could be “Pillsnorter” :lol:
Just so no one lets their mind wander too much… Around here, “sexy” and “sexual” are words that really have nothing to do with sex. Imagine saying that something is cool. Well if the word cool just isn’t cool enough, then sexy may fit. Anyway, there’s no sex going on around here. Besides… I’d have to take two of those “little blue pills” before having sex. Those little blue pills are very tough to snort. It takes a real man to jackhammer 2 viagras! Did I say that out loud?
Disclaimer:
Remember to consult your doctor to make sure you are able to have sex before taking this medicine. Any erection lasting longer than 4 hours requires immediate medical help. Some common side effects are howling at the moon or your 80 year old neighbor, intermittent nosebleeds, irritability, anal leakage, and mild death.
No, I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Awwww… Don’t listen to me. I’m an idiot. I watch TV too much. Commercials are funny on TV these days.