hahaha, this is what i thought of right away:
sadly, its from the game “world of warcraft”, but i think it could be you grover!
Damn… I know I missed this by months but you guys must actually think that I’m decent looking. I thank you both. REALLY. I know that I’m sexy but that is in an ultra dork stupid kind of way. I hope you are not too disappointed when I post my new pics in a few days. Goktug… you know that Alysa is sexy… this is totally different. I’m a man… and I’m fucking blushing. I can’t believe I missed this. I wanna look just like this WOW dude. Hey Alysa… if there was no Wendy, no Greg, I was 10 years younger….. I’m just kidding. I KNOW you are the metal chick hottie of all of my dreams…. but I need a friend, and you are the best friend I have had in a LONG time. In fact. I have almost ZERO friends and you people here know more about me than any real to life friends that I have.
Goktug… you will probably ALWAYS be the best friend that I ever really had except for online.
Alysa… you are larger than life to me. When I think of you, I think of the SUPERIOR chick friend, ya know. Sure, I wanna bang ya… who doesn’t? The problem is that I already love you AND GREG. You are the best. I feel privileged that Greg isn’t like my Wendy. This Kreator forum may be just some little thing to some. To me… I have met some of the best people I ever could have imagined. I love all of you and think of you all as brothers and sisters. Of course you 2 (Goktug and Alysa) are my faves but I promise you all that you could always count on Grover if he was there and you walked down the wrong friggin alley. I owe a lot to Kreator… because of all of you.
Goktug has no idea how good he is and Alysa is absolutely perfect in my eyes. I’m so glad to have you both as friends. Alysa is my hottie tattooed metal chick friend and Goktuig is my friend no matter what. Above any problem or issue, Goktug would be my brother. I love you both. If my plumbing ever works out… we will all meet one day in Europe. In fact, we will probably have to invite Clansy and “PA’s” goofy ass too. REALLY… you all are internet freaks that see message boards all of the time. I love all of you and I’m planning a party…... before we all get too old. Okay… I’m off to drink my last glass of wine. Just remember that I was the one who was LAME enough to tell you all that he loved you. Don’t get me confused with the Phantom Antichrist though. I’m here for sex only…. Oops, did I say that out loud?