The Clansman - 22 March 2012 06:53 PM

Okay… so I took my Wendy on a little tour of this message board of love we have here and I (like a dumb-ass) showed her this thread. After her seeing the woman’s ass/Big Mac pic and then also seeing Alysa’s response, Clansy’s response, and my “vegetarian” response as well to it, she made sure that I told you all that if in the pic where the doc says to the patient (I take it you haven’t had sex for a while)..... that if I were the patient, that instead of there being a few frogs there, there would be just a sign that says “frog legs - 99 cents all you can eat”.
Now… I take it that she means that I won’t be having sex for quite a while. Is that what she means? What did I do? I’ll never figure women out…
All because of a woman with a burger, lettuce, pickles, and tomato crammed up her ass that I had nothing to do with. Oops… did I forget about the cheese? Sorry Alysa… no veggie sausages for you. No soy products allowed either. Did I say any of that out loud?