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Posted: 17 February 2012 05:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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MPetrozzaIsGod - 17 February 2012 05:15 PM

I’d like to take a moment to compliment her on her fashion sense… especially her shoes.  Moo!

You actually noticed her shoes…man,you weird! :lol:

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Posted: 17 February 2012 05:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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I know… I can’t help it. What do you expect from a 38 year old with 34 cats that snorts 20 pills a day (not really that many, just about 16). My Wendy doesn’t allow me to look at other women. She is a jealous redneck from Hell.

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Posted: 17 February 2012 05:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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The cow-slippers and the kid step-stool is the best part of that pic.

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Posted: 17 February 2012 05:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Phantom Antichrist - 17 February 2012 05:44 PM

The cow-slippers and the kid step-stool is the best part of that pic.

I have a MAJOR problem with this comment!!! :bug:

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Posted: 17 February 2012 05:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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I love cows and ladders. MOOOO!

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Posted: 17 February 2012 05:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Phantom Antichrist - 17 February 2012 05:44 PM

The cow-slippers and the kid step-stool is the best part of that pic.

I have a MAJOR problem with this comment!!! :bug:

It just goes to show that MPetrozzaIsGod and I are equally perverted. Maybe you didn’t notice the comment where he said that his daughter was sexier than his wife. :-P


Seriously though; the tiny/girly/innocent-thing is a turn on but I am not really into young girls. I am into women who look like young girls. Petite latinas and asians is my cup of tea. ;-)

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Posted: 17 February 2012 06:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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To me, my daughter (who is really my step-daughter) was as hot as it gets…then she added about 20 pounds. It made me put the shotgun away but I still keep it close. If my daughter had my wife’s body, there would be no hotter chick. I’m not trying to be perverted. It’s just what I think. But hey….like I always say…

Do you know what I like about high school girls? I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.

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Posted: 17 February 2012 06:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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MPetrozzaIsGod - 17 February 2012 06:01 PM

To me, my daughter (who is really my step-daughter) was as hot as it gets…then she added about 20 pounds. It made me put the shotgun away but I still keep it close. If my daughter had my wife’s body, there would be no hotter chick. I’m not trying to be perverted. It’s just what I think. But hey….like I always say…

Do you know what I like about high school girls? I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.

You better hope she never find this forum.

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Posted: 17 February 2012 06:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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I got her lips and tongue pierced when she was 12. I’m a cool dad. I don’t want to screw her. She knows how hot I think she is. I tell her at least once a week. I wish she’d join the forum. She went from grindcore and making me take her to shows every month for 3 years to regular original rock-n-roll when she started her band. She doesn’t do the metal thing anymore. Now she is in a band that does original music their own way. I don’t force metal on her like I used to. She’s old enough to do what she wants now. You are allowed to think a chick is hot without wanting to screw her, right?

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Posted: 17 February 2012 06:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Phantom Antichrist - 17 February 2012 05:53 PM

It just goes to show that MPetrozzaIsGod and I are equally perverted. Maybe you didn’t notice the comment where he said that his daughter was sexier than his wife. :-P

Seriously though; the tiny/girly/innocent-thing is a turn on but I am not really into young girls. I am into women who look like young girls. Petite latinas and asians is my cup of tea. ;-)

:shut: Oh,shit…Sorry…I’m an idiot! I thought you meant that you don’t find her attractive or something! Now I get it! It’s all OK guys! As a matter of fact it’s great,‘cos it looks like I found similar perverts as I am.Now let’s go guys and listen to “Bringer of torture”! :lol:

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Posted: 17 February 2012 06:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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I know my bad jokes can be taken for me telling the truth but really….almost never listen to anything I say!

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Posted: 17 February 2012 06:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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MPetrozzaIsGod - 17 February 2012 06:22 PM

I know my bad jokes can be taken for me telling the truth but really….almost never listen to anything I say!

Don’t worry. We stopped doing that the moment you mentioned The Cranberries.

 

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Posted: 17 February 2012 06:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Oh… my Wendy would be pissed as hell. Alexa (daughter) and I have a great friendly relationship. Since I am 9 years younger than her Mom we( me and Alexa) get along great. It was nothing but a compliment, but I’m a realist, too. I know how far I can go before stepping over the line. She’s more like my son than my daughter, she’s just hot, that’s all. She’s 18 and is still afraid of showering with the friggin shower curtain and bathroom door closed and I’ve never seen her unclothed in my life. I was trying to tell you the truth in a funny, redneck, Chester the molester kinda way. Hahaha. Too funny! If you know how to get your daughter over the fright of being alone in a bathroom, please let me know. She’s planning on moving out soon. I don’t want to send her out into the world like that. The dynamic (as you said) in the family is strange. Here are our years of birth. Wendy-‘64, Grover (me)-‘73, Bradley-‘83, and Alexa-‘93. So we are all about 10 years apart… just Wendy and I play the parents and Bradley has Down’s syndrome and the mental capacity of about an 8 year old. There is no problem except for me and needing the shotgun to keep the guys away from my Alexa. I wish she was ugly, ya know?

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Posted: 17 February 2012 07:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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This is Margie who I had a romance with a few years ago.

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Posted: 17 February 2012 07:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Lucky bastard! :lol:

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